June 22, 2007
FW: The reincarnation of body parts.
My wife had a mole on the upper right of her back. We were a bit worried about it. It started to attack me while we were sleeping. “Come rub me” is what it would call to me in the early morning. But I wanted no part of it. It was one of those purple, gangly moles; the kind that children point at out of fear and disgust.
So before it started to pillage the neighbors, my wife decided to have it “removed”. What we didn’t realize it that this mole believed in reincarnation. The belief where after death, you come back as something else; whether good or … not so good.
It was a quick $400 dollars. I could have cut the thing off for that-Heck, I would have it off for far less. After all, I had a score to settle. It still gives me shivers to think about. ughhh
My wife came back from the doctor with a bandage the size of her shoulder. I thought that maybe she got her shoulder blade removed too. Think of all the wonderful things you could do with out a blade. You could get the itch that you could never reach before!
After two weeks, we could finally remove the bandage. I was the first to see it…
After that day, my life has never been the same. On her back there was a CRUSTACEA. What is a Crustacea you ask? Well, you could define it as terror-pure terror. But most would recognize it as a bug. My wife got what looked like an lady bug implant on her back. Wow, she is going hip. I have heard of implants, like stars and other mystical shapes, but now my wife had a bug on her back. The stitches had made the impression of the legs.
This wasn’t a normal lady bug, but looked like an albino one.
I have tried to love it, but the mole that once sought my life has transformed to a beetle (an albino beetle).
I now sleep on the couch.