Forward Ever Forward » really funny http://www.forwardeverforward.com Where Forwarded Emails Come To Rest Sun, 12 Feb 2012 04:25:17 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 FW: Celebrity Lullaby http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-celebrity-lullaby/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-celebrity-lullaby/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 06:00:53 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=10516 Elmo and the Letter N Lullaby—really funny!

Click here to view the embedded video.


Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-celebrity-lullaby/feed/ 0 FW: Rambo Score Card http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-rambo-score-card/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-rambo-score-card/#comments Wed, 09 Nov 2011 02:50:16 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=10518

Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-rambo-score-card/feed/ 0 FW: Confucius Says http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-confucius-says/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-confucius-says/#comments Tue, 19 Jul 2011 17:52:22 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=9629

Confucius Says:


*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run in Front of car get tyred.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who run behind Car get exhausted.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one Chopstick go hungry.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who scratch butt Should not bite fingernails.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
War not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there..
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in Other man’s well often catch crabs.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Person who deletes this has no humour!!!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Now send it to 1 Or more people..Nothing will happen!!!

Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-confucius-says/feed/ 0 FW: A New “Muggle” Ending for Harry Potter http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-a-new-muggle-ending-for-harry-potter/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-a-new-muggle-ending-for-harry-potter/#comments Thu, 14 Jul 2011 16:58:17 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=9579 How the Harry Potter series would have ended if they relied less on magic and more the “muggle” methods of war. 

Click here to view the embedded video.


Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-a-new-muggle-ending-for-harry-potter/feed/ 0 FW: The Funny-o-Meter http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-the-funny-o-meter/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-the-funny-o-meter/#comments Tue, 12 Jul 2011 20:57:02 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=9564 Just in case you were wondering how funny you REALLY are Ü

Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-the-funny-o-meter/feed/ 0 FW: A Harry Potter & The Book of Mormon Play Parody http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-a-harry-potter-book-of-mormon-parody/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-a-harry-potter-book-of-mormon-parody/#comments Mon, 11 Jul 2011 17:54:12 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=9553

Click here to view the embedded video.


Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-a-harry-potter-book-of-mormon-parody/feed/ 0 FW: Amazing Simple Home Remedies http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-amazing-simple-home-remedies/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-amazing-simple-home-remedies/#comments Sun, 10 Jul 2011 01:37:11 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=8725 THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it’s for real!

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES – BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU’LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE – WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN’T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN’T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN’T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU’VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES – NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY’RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE: NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT

Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-amazing-simple-home-remedies/feed/ 0 FW: Dads Are Awesome And Funny! Happy Father’s Day! http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-dads-are-awesome-and-funny-happy-fathers-day/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-dads-are-awesome-and-funny-happy-fathers-day/#comments Mon, 20 Jun 2011 02:41:10 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=9398

Click here to view the embedded video.


Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-dads-are-awesome-and-funny-happy-fathers-day/feed/ 0 FW: About Your Dead Parrot Señor Wilson http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-about-your-dead-parrot-senor-wilson/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-about-your-dead-parrot-senor-wilson/#comments Wed, 15 Jun 2011 12:53:58 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=9347 THE PHONE RINGS:

“Hello Señor Wilson, I am the caretaker at your country house in Mexico.”

“Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?”

“Um, I am just calling to advise you that your parrot, he is dead.”

“My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?”

“Si, Señor, that’s the one.”

“Damn! That’s a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?”

“From eating the rotten meat, Señor Wilson.”

“Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?”

“Nobody, Señor. He ate the meat of the dead horse.”

“Dead horse? What dead horse?”

“The thoroughbred, Señor Wilson.”

“My prize thoroughbred is dead?”

“Yes, Señor Wilson, he died from all that work pulling the water cart.”

“Are you insane? What water cart?”

“The one we used to put out the fire, Señor.”

“Good Heavens! What fire are you talking about, man?”

“The one at your house, Señor! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire.”

“What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of a candle?!”

“Yes, Señor Wilson.”

“There’s electricity at the house, what was the candle for?”

“For the funeral, Señor Wilson.”

“WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!”

“Your wife’s, Señor Wilson. She showed up very late one night and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G 15 204g titanium head golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft.”

SILENCE……….. LONG SILENCE………VERY LONG SILENCE.

“Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you’re in deep trouble!”

Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-about-your-dead-parrot-senor-wilson/feed/ 0 FW: Sharpen Up http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-sharpen-up/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-sharpen-up/#comments Tue, 14 Jun 2011 00:55:47 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=9348 A great practical joke that probably originated from the many college drinking parties =).

Click here to view the embedded video.


Related Posts:

]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-sharpen-up/feed/ 0