FW: PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

Paul — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 06:00:55 +0000

REMEMBER . . . .

I don’t do windows because …

I love birds and

don’t want one to run into a clean window

and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because …

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

then I’ll feel terrible

( plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …

They are very good company,

I have named most of them,

and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because …

I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean because …

I love all the seasons

and don’t want the others to get jealous

I don’t pull weeds in the garden because …

I don’t want to get in God’s way,

HE is an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because …

My husband

will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because …

I don’t want my guests to

stress out over what to make when

they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because …

I choose to believe them

when they say “Permanent Press”.

I don’t stress much on anything because …

“A Type” personalities die young and

I want to stick around

and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!

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