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FW: How to Fake Time Traveling

Paul — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 06:00:48 +0000

This is absolutely brilliant!

FW: Angry Christmas Carolers

Paul — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 03:59:06 +0000

I just love seeing how the police officers just don’t know what to do with these carolers.

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FW: Memorable Senior Moment

Paul — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 06:00:02 +0000

FW: The Blonde & The Barking Dog

Paul — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 22:59:08 +0000

A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this.” She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, “The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?” The blonde says, “I put the dog in our backyard. Let’s see how THEY like it!”

FW: 1987 Breaking Dancing–Bollywood Style

Paul — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 06:00:10 +0000

Further proof of Bollywood’s greatness!!!

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FW: SHCOOL

Paul — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 04:04:25 +0000

The importance of a good education!

FW: Religious People Are Nerds

Paul — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 12:14:13 +0000

This is so funny and so true!

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FW: The Short Story of Mr. Timn

Paul — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 20:18:23 +0000

Big fan of Julian Smith, and he didn’t let us down in this vid. Love the children story theme.

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FW: The Deaf Bookkeeper

Paul — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 06:00:30 +0000

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.

His bookkeeper is deaf.

That was the reason he got the job in the first place.

It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me.”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.

Enzo signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.” The lawyer tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo’s temple and says, “Ask him again!” The lawyer signs to Enzo, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.” Enzo signs back, “OK. You win!

The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno’s backyard in Woodbridge!”

The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?” The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

Don’t you just LOVE lawyers?! Just brings tears to your eyes!