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Posts tagged ‘Funny’
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December 5, 2011
FW: Angry Christmas Carolers
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November 7, 2011
FW: Memorable Senior Moment
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October 14, 2011
FW: The Blonde & The Barking Dog
A blonde and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this.” She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, “The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?” The blonde says, “I put the dog in our backyard. Let’s see how THEY like it!”
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September 26, 2011
FW: 1987 Breaking Dancing–Bollywood Style
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September 25, 2011
FW: SHCOOL
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September 17, 2011
FW: Religious People Are Nerds
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September 14, 2011
FW: The Short Story of Mr. Timn
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September 3, 2011
FW: The Deaf Bookkeeper
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him out of 10 million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that Enzo would hear nothing that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, “Ask him where the 10 million bucks is that he embezzled from me.”
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.
Enzo signs back, “I don’t know what you are talking about.” The lawyer tells the Godfather, “He says he doesn’t know what you are talking about.”
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo’s temple and says, “Ask him again!” The lawyer signs to Enzo, “He’ll kill you if you don’t tell him.” Enzo signs back, “OK. You win!
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Bruno’s backyard in Woodbridge!”
The Godfather asks the lawyer, “What did he say?” The lawyer replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”
Don’t you just LOVE lawyers?! Just brings tears to your eyes!
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August 12, 2011
FW: Stephen Colbert on Mormonism
A humorous look by Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert on whether Mormons are weird or not.
| The Colbert Report | Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c | |||
| Yahweh or No Way? – Mormons & God’s Poll Numbers | ||||
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