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		<title>FW: Doctors vs. Gun Owners</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 06:01:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctors (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. &#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62;&#62; Now think about this: Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Doctors</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">(A)  The number of physicians in the  U.S. is </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">700,000.</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">(B)  Accidental deaths caused by Physicians </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">per year are </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">120,000.</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">(C)  Accidental deaths per physician </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">is </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">0.171.</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Statistics courtesy of  U.S. Dept of </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Health  and  Human Services.</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Now think about this:</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Guns</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">(A)  The number of gun owners in the  U.S. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">is </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">80,000,000. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">(Yes, that&#8217;s 80 million)</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">(B)  The number of accidental gun deaths </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">per year, all age groups, </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">is </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">1,500.</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">(C)  The number of accidental deaths </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">per gun owner </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">is </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">.000188.</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Statistics courtesy of FBI</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">So,  statistically, doctors are approximately </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">FACT:  NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">BUT </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Almost everyone has at least one doctor. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">This means you are over 900 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as a gun owner!!!</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Please alert your friends </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">to this </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">alarming threat. </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">We must ban doctors </span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">Remember, &#8216;Guns don&#8217;t kill people, doctors do.&#8217;</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Out of concern for the public at large, </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">I withheld the statistics on </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Lawyers</span></span><span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">for fear the shock would cause </span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">people to panic and seek medical attention! </span></span></strong><br />
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 16:05:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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