Redneck Pickup lines
Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.
Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can’t hold it in.
Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out.
You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
Man - “Fat Penguin!” Woman - “WHAT?” Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.