Redneck Pickup lines

Did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

My Love fer you is like diarrhea . I can’t hold it in.

Do you have a library card? cuz I’d like to sign you out.

You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.

Man - “Fat Penguin!” Woman - “WHAT?” Man - “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

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