April 22, 2010
FW: PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don’t do windows because …
I love birds and
don’t want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.
I don’t wax floors because …
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I’ll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)
I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.
I don’t disturb cobwebs because …
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don’t Spring Clean because …
I love all the seasons
and don’t want the others to get jealous
I don’t pull weeds in the garden because …
I don’t want to get in God’s way,
HE is an excellent designer!
I don’t put things away because …
My husband
will never be able to find them again.
I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because …
I don’t want my guests to
stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner.
I don’t iron because …
I choose to believe them
when they say “Permanent Press”.
I don’t stress much on anything because …
“A Type” personalities die young and
I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!

