August 3, 2009
FW: My Resumay
My Re sumay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw
In the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar
And do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone
And I no I am a pepole person.
I no my spelling is not too good.
My salerery is open, I kin start emeditely.
Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
Sinseerly,
Tiffanny
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short
I sent a pickture of me.
Employer’s response:…
Dearest Tiffany,
It’s OK honey, we’ve got “spell-check” and we certainly aren’t
judgemental. And We know talent when we see it !! We can tell by the
look on your face that you’ll make a great employee..!!
See you Monday.