October 7, 2009
FW: Life Thoughts by Ducky
Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? good thought!!
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place! HELLLLLOOOOO!!!
When I was young we used to go ‘skinny dipping,’ now I just ‘chunky dunk.’ ALONE!!!
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Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ‘Guess’ on it.
So I said ‘Implants?’
She hit me. witch
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Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! AMEN!!!!!
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Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? This is just plain wrong!!!
Wouldn’t you know it….
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.
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Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? This is just plain sad!
Bumper sticker of the year:
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‘If you can read this, thank a teacher’ THANK YOU!!!