May 16, 2008
FW: I Have A Question
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If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…
does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
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If people from Poland are called Poles,
then why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
would they call it Fed UP? ?
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What hair color do they put on
the driver’s licenses of bald men?
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with
tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what
do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?
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Why do they put pictures of
criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do, write
to them? Why don’t they just put
their pictures on the postage stamps
so the mailmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
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Is it true that you never really learn
to swear until you learn to drive?
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As income tax time approaches, did
you ever notice: When you put the
two words ‘The’ and ‘IRS’ together, it
spells
‘THEIRS’?
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