October 6, 2009
FW: Five New Boyfriends
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day….!
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed
Then I go to see John
Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of my time and attention…
When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
shows up & stays the rest of the day…he doesnt like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint…
After such a busy day, I’m really tired & glad
To go to bed with Ben Gay
What a Life!…Oh yes, I’m also flirting with Al Zymer…
And thinking of calling JACK DANIELS or JOHNNY WALKER to come and keep me company!!
REMEMBER: Life is like a roll of toilet paper …the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes..
So have fun, think good thoughts only….. learn to laugh at yourself and count your blessings!