May 26, 2009
FW: Employee Happiness Kit
NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
Due to the hard economic times and otherwise depressing state of the world today, all personnel will now be required to at least look happy while working.
Workloads getting to you?
Feeling stressed?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Here is the new, low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments! This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig. 1)
Assemble items. (Fig. 2)
Apply. (Fig. 3)
Fig. 1
Fig.2
Fig. 3
Enjoy your day