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  1. Q. What do ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
  2. Q. What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!!
  3. Q. Why do demons and ghouls hang out? A. Because demons are a ghouls best friend!
  4. Q. What’s a monster’s favorite bean? A. A human bean.
  5. Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A. A sand-witch.
  6. Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire? A. You suck.
  7. Q. What do ghosts say when something is really neat? A.Ghoul
  8. Q. Why did the ghost go into the bar? A. For the Boos.
  9. Q. Why was the girl afraid of the vampire? A. He was all bite and no bark.
  10. Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? A. He didn’t have a haunting license.
  11. Q. Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party? A. He had no body to dance with.
  12. Q. Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch? A. At the casketeria.
  13. Q. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? A. He is mist.
  14. Q. Where did the goblin throw the football? A. Over the ghoul line.
  15. Q. Why doesn’t Dracula mind the doctor looking at his throat. A. Because of the coffin.
  16. Q. Why is a ghost such a messy eater? A. Because he is always a goblin.
  17. Q. What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A. A toasty ghosty.
  18. Q. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? Q. He heard it had great circulation.
  19. Q. What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae? A. Whipped scream.
  20. Q. What do you give a skeleton for valentine’s day? A. Bone-bones in a heart shaped box.
  21. Q. What are ghosts’ favorite kind of streets? A. Dead ends
  22. Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday? A. Fangsgiving
  23. Q. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. Mas-scare-a.
  24. Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road? A. To go to the body shop.
  25. Q. What happens when two vampires meet? A. It was love at first bite!
  26. Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective? A. Sherlock Moans.
  27. Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed
  28. Q. Who was the most famous witch detective? A. Warlock Holmes
  29. Q. What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop? A. Scream or sugar!
  30. Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective? A. Sherlock Bones.
  31. Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton? A. Napoleon bone-apart
  32. Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York? A. The Vampire State Building.
  33. Q. Where do most werewolves live? A. In howllywood, California
  34. Q. Where do most goblins live? A. in North and South Scarolina.
  35. Q. Where does a ghost refuel his porche? A. At a ghastly station.
  36. Q. What do Italian’s eat on Halloween? A. Fettucinni Afraid-o
  37. Q. Why did the skeleton go disco dancing? A. to see the boogy man.
  38. Q. What do witches use in their hair? A. scare-spray
  39. Q. What do you call a little monsters parents A. mummy and deady
  40. Q. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon. A. sour-puss
  41. Q. How do you scare a mummy A. with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
  42. Q. What do you get when you cross a vampire with the internet? A. blood-thirsty hacker.
  43. Q. Why do ghosts shiver and moan? A. It’s drafty under that sheet.
  44. Q. What instrument do skeleton play? A: Trom-BONE.
  45. Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast? A. Boo-Berries.
  46. Q: Why did’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He had no guts.
  47. Q. Why do vampires scare people? A. They are bored to death!
  48. Q. How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A. Every night he turns into a bat.
  49. Q. What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It’s a pain in the neck.
  50. Q. What songs does Dracula hate? A. “You Are My Sunshine.”
  51. Q. How does a girl vampire flirt? A. She bats her eyes.
  52. Q. What is a vampires least favorite food? A. Steak
  53. Q. What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house? A. A grave problem.
  54. Q. Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula? A. He has a bat temper.
  55. Q. Why did Dracula go to the dentist? A. He had a fang-ache.
  56. Q. Why are vampires like false teeth? A. They all come out at night.
  57. Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club.
  58. Q. What kind of gum do ghosts chew? A. Boo Boo Gum.
  59. Q. Why did Dracula take cold medicine? A. To stop his coffin.
  60. Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails? A. Give him screws.
  61. Q. What can’t you give the headless horseman? A. A headache.
  62. Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business? A. He wanted to get ahead in life.
  63. Q. What is a ghosts favorite sale? A. A white sale.
  64. Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A. A boo-tie.
  65. Q. What’s a ghosts favorite desert? A. Boo-berry pie.
  66. Q. What type of dog does every vampire have? A. Bloodhound!
  67. Q. What’s a monsters favorite desert? A. I-Scream!!
  68. Q. Why do girl ghosts go on diets? A. So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
  69. Q. When does a ghost have breakfast? A. In the moaning.
  70. Q. What do ghosts drink at breakfast? A. Coffee with scream and sugar.
  71. Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation? A. Mali-boo.
  72. Q. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A. Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
  73. Q. Where did the ghost get it’s hair done? A: At the boo-ty shop.
  74. Q. Riddle: the maker does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it, what is it? A. a coffin.
  75. Q. What do they teach in witching school? A. Spelling.
  76. Q. What do you call a witch’s garage? A. A broom closet.
  77. Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. Broommates.
  78. Q. Why don’t mummies take vacations? A. They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
  79. Q. Where do ghosts go out? A. Where they can get boooooo-ze.
  80. Q. What did the mother ghost say to her kids in the car? A. Fasten your sheet belts.
  81. Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? A. He didn’t have the guts.
  82. Q. What did the corpse’ mom do when her son was bad? A. Ground him
  83. Q. Why was the mummy so tense? A. Because he was all wound up.
  84. Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A. Because he had bat breath.
  85. Q. Why don’t ghost have bands? A. They get booooooooooed.
  86. Q. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes? A. A cereal killer.
  87. Q. What did the bird say on Halloween? A. Trick or tweet!
  88. Q. What’s a Vampire’s least favorite song? A. Another one bites the dust!
  89. Q. What is a Skeleton’s favorite song. A. Bad to the Bone
  90. Q. Whats a ghost’s favorite type of car? A. A boo-ick
  91. Q. Where do ghost go for fun? A. To the boo-vies
  92. Q. What’s a skeletons favorite part of the house? A. the living room
  93. Q. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? A. It raises their spirits.
  94. Q. What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A necktarine
  95. Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating? A. Bone appetite
  96. Q. How did the ghost say goodbye to the vampire? A. So long sucker!
  97. Q. What is a ghost’s favorite band? A. The Boos Brothers
  98. Q. What did Dracula have for dessert? A. Whine & Ice scream
  99. Q. What is Dracula’s favorite restaurant? A. Murder King
  100. Q. What is a Ghost’s favorite food? A. HamBoogers
  101. Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost? A: You are the most booooooooo-tiful!
  102. Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. People are dying to get in.
  103. Q. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking? A. A pumpkin patch!!!
  104. Q. Where do vampires keep their money? A: The blood bank!!!
  105. Q. What did Dracula say after reading all these jokes? A. They suck! (or they bite!)

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