February 6, 2012
Archive for the ‘Obama’ Category.
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October 21, 2011
FW: Halloween Obama Style
T’was the night before elections
And all through the town
Tempers were flaring
Emotions all up and down
I, in my bathrobe
With a cat in my lap
Had cut off the TV
tired of political clap-trap
When all of a sudden
There arose such a noise
I peered out my window
Saw Obama and his boys
They had come for my wallet
They wanted my pay
To give to the others
Who had not worked a day!
He snatched up my money
And quick as a wink
Jumped back on his bandwagon
As I gagged from the stink
He then rallied his henchmen
Who were pulling his cart
I could tell they were out
To tear my country apart!
‘On Fannie, on Freddie,
On Biden and Ayers!
On Acorn, On Pelosi’
He screamed at the pairs!
They took off for his cause
And as they flew out of sight
I heard him laugh at the nation
Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!
So I leave you to think
On this one final note—
IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM
GET OUT AND VOTE !!!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA , OUR ONLY HOPE!
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July 29, 2011
FW: The Obama Bumper Stickers Are Getting Better
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ELECTION 2012 IS COMING
A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!
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May 28, 2011
FW: Presidential Funeral
Obama goes on a State visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he has a fatal heart attack.
The undertakers tells the US diplomats: “You can have him shipped home for $1 million or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $100.”
The US diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks: “Why would you spend $1 million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?”
One diplomat replied: “More than 2000 years ago a man died there, was buried there, and just 3 days later he rose from the dead. We simply can’t take that risk.”
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March 23, 2011
FW: 35 Reasons Why I am Voting Democrat in the Next Election
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35. Because all your freedoms and liberties BELONG TO US
34. Because broadband is a human right
33. Because I voted Republican for all those years before I died
32. Because my mom ceased my allowance. Only Obama can stop her madness
31. Because if I don’t, the teacher will press a red button and I’ll explode
30. Because Barbara Boxer has her title, I just can’t stand to see her lose it
29. Because every American city can be like Detroit
28. Because I’m too lazy to do my own stealing.
27. Because I’m too lazy to move to Europe.
26. Because I want to see what Obama is going to do next. He’s more mystifying than Lost!
25. Because I am DYING for the neighbor to redistribute his wife
24. Because my boss only pays me $23 an hour as an illegal maid
23. Because Paul is entitled to Peter’s money
22. Because it’s not fair that people with jobs have more money than I do.
21. Because the Soviet Union would have worked with the right people in charge & we’re going to prove it
20. Because who else is compassionate enough to make sure everyone has a chance at poverty?
19. Because global warming is more important than science
18. Because history is littered with examples of how well socialism has worked
17. Because blaming rich people is so much easier than personal responsibility
16. Because I get my news from the Daily Show
15. Because paying over 40% of your income to the government is okay but making a 3% profit is pure evil
14. Because “at some point I think you’ve made enough money”
13. Because “I don’t want my daughters to be punished with a baby”
12. Because those who create wealth should be punished for their wrongdoing
11. Because I never did like incandescant light bulbs
10. Because I’m not here legally
09. Because everything wrong in my life is someone else’s fault
08. Because I keep blaming Bush for the mess we’re in but can’t explain what he did to get us here
07. Because we must never return to the Bush-Cheney nightmare of debt, war, and 7% unemployment
06. Because somewhere someone is making a profit. Damn it.
05. Because it’s illegal for me to steal your money myself
04. Because “any good mother would put a pillow over a severly suffering child”
03. Because of the two intense-looking fellows with batons standing outside my precinct
02. Because I find it very easy to be compassionate with other people’s money
AND THE BIGGEST REASON I AM GOING TO VOTE BLUE IN THE NEXT ELECTION IS:
01. Because I’ve always wanted to experience the great depression first hand
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October 28, 2010
FW: Why Nations Fail
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June 11, 2010
Fw: How to Plug the Leak in the Gulf
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April 27, 2010
FW: God vs. Satan
In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, green, yellow, and red vegetables of all kinds; so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God’s bountiful gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry’s and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said, “You want hot fudge with that?” And Man said, “Yes!” and Woman said, “I’ll have another with sprinkles.” And lo they gained 10 pounds.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair.
And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went from size 2 to size 10.
So God said, “Try my fresh green salad.”
And Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, “I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them.”
And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut shrimp, butter dipped lobster chunks and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man’s cholesterol went through the roof.
God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.
And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And man and woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging suits.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with potassium and good nutrition.
Then Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats and added copious quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.
And Satan created McDonald’s and the 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Lucifer said, “You want fries with that?” and Man replied, “Yes! And super size’ em!” And Satan said, “It is good.” And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
And Satan created HMOs and is now working on Obamacare!
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March 30, 2010
FW: Government Can Fix Health Care
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March 26, 2010
FW: So let me get this straight………..
We’re going to pass a health care plan written by a committee
whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it,
passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it,
to be signed by a president that also hasn’t read it and who smokes,
with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes,
all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese,
and financed by a country that’s nearly broke.
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
