September 23, 2010
FW: Engineers With Too Much Time
What Engineers Do When They Retire OR How to Open the Living Room Blinds Automatically
http://forwardeverforward.com/vids/engineer-morning.flvArchive for the ‘Housework’ Category.
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May 1, 2010
FW: Brillant Household Tip
Absolutely Brilliant Household Tip
Always keep several get well cards on the mantle…
So if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you’ve been sick
and unable to clean.
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April 22, 2010
FW: PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
REMEMBER . . . .
I don’t do windows because …
I love birds and
don’t want one to run into a clean window
and get hurt.
I don’t wax floors because …
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt
then I’ll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)
I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.
I don’t disturb cobwebs because …
I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don’t Spring Clean because …
I love all the seasons
and don’t want the others to get jealous
I don’t pull weeds in the garden because …
I don’t want to get in God’s way,
HE is an excellent designer!
I don’t put things away because …
My husband
will never be able to find them again.
I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because …
I don’t want my guests to
stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner.
I don’t iron because …
I choose to believe them
when they say “Permanent Press”.
I don’t stress much on anything because …
“A Type” personalities die young and
I want to stick around
and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!