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January 8, 2012
1. Phone with a projection of information on user’s wrist.
2. Open ring placed on the wrist
3. Opening the phone with a fixation on his fingers. Working with novigatsiey.
4. Work with the keyboard on a flexible screen.
5. Ergonomic to use. The layout of the elements of the phone, taking into account anthropometric.
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June 14, 2011
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April 15, 2011
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September 30, 2010
Yes, this bike even has flame throwers built in to it. Great bike, but for some reason I don’t see James Bond picking up women on a bike Ü.
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September 17, 2010
Ah technology…but some things never completely change!
A little boy goes to his father and asks ‘Daddy, how was I born ?’
The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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YOU GOT MALE
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April 7, 2010
Samsung has been working on delivering a flexible display for cell phones, which will be significantly thinner than current LCD screens. A big question for electronics makers is how sturdy are these new flexible displays? The only way to answer this question is to hammer away on both a flexible display and a LCD screen.
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March 4, 2010
If God were a blogger in heaven and blogged his point of view
Do you think we’d see the folly of the many things we do?
He may blog of similar issues that Earth’s leaders do debate
Of rights and fights and freedoms and the union of our state
With loving words and a special font I’m sure he’d teach us how
Though the nature of the flesh is such that we often stand when we should bow
Would his domain receive a PageRank that pushed a 9 or 10?
Or would we link to other websites like Homestar and CNN?
And in our favorites and cookies would we find foremost God’s Blog
Or would those files be resigned to archives on unused server logs?
Truthfully, The Man doth speak and his words are found today
And a blog is neat, but not requisite, to hear them and obey
So bookmark now this techie’s thought of the need for God to blog
And when you think that God’s not real don’t check your server log
Just find a time to be alone, to listen and be still
And in those quiet moments you will feel your Father’s will
His love is there. His peace is real. No earthly good can ‘er replace
The power and the beauty of God’s Word to Human Race
by R. Arthur Mendenhall
February 20, 2005
Dedicated to all my techies who seek God.
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February 23, 2010
Caller : Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What seems to be the problem with it?
Caller : Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse? Printers don’t have a mouse, you fool!
Caller: Mmmmm??… I guess I should send a picture.
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April 23, 2008
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April 16, 2007
Here is our proof that mapquest, etc. is put on the earth simply to mess with us!
This is your homework assignment:
1. Go to google.com
2. Click on maps
3. Click on get directions
4. Type: From New York, New York to Paris, France.
5. Read line #23