Forward Ever Forward

Great Story! If only they still made cars like this!!!

When is it O.K.to use a swear word??

When is it O.K.to use a swear word??…..

When is it O.K.to use a swear word??…..

Submitted by: Justin (Salt Lake City, Utah)

The whole time singing “keep on rockin in the free world”

Just some thoughts:

1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

2. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

3. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

4. MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

5. There is a great need for sarcasm font.

6. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.

7. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

8. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

9. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

10. Was learning cursive really necessary?

11. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this ever.

12. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!

13. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

14. I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.

15. Bad decisions make good stories.

16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?

18. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? good thought!!

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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place! HELLLLLOOOOO!!!

When I was young we used to go ’skinny dipping,’ now I just ‘chunky dunk.’ ALONE!!!

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Don’t argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with ‘Guess’ on it.
So I said ‘Implants?’

She hit me.  witch

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Wouldn’t it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press ‘Ctrl Alt Delete’ and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! AMEN!!!!!

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Why is it that our children can’t read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? This is just plain wrong!!!

Wouldn’t you know it….
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

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Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? This is just plain sad!
Bumper sticker of the year:

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‘If you can read this, thank a teacher’ THANK YOU!!!

TWO FRIENDS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE DESERT. DURING SOME POINT OF THE JOURNEY, THEY HAD AN ARUGMENT; AND ONE FRIEND SLAPPED THE OTHER ONE IN
THE FACE.

THE ONE WHO GOT SLAPPED WAS HURT, BUT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING, WROTE IN THE SAND:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

THEY KEPT ON WALKING, UNTIL THEY FOUND AN OASIS, WHERE THEY DECIDED TO TAKE A BATH. THE ONE WHO HAD BEEN SLAPPED GOT STUCK IN THE MIRE…AND STARTED DROWNING, BUT THE FRIEND SAVED HIM.

AFTER HE RECOVERED FROM THE NEAR DROWNING, HE WROTE ON A STONE:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

THE FRIEND WHO HAD SLAPPED AND SAVED HIS BEST FRIEND ASKED HIM, “AFTER I HURT YOU, YOU WROTE IN THE SAND, BUT NOW, YOU WRITE ON A STONE. WHY?”

THE FRIEND REPLIED, “WHEN SOMEONE HURTS US
WE SHOULD WRITE IN DOWN IN SAND, WHERE WINDS OF FORGIVENESS CAN ERASE IT AWAY. BUT, WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING GOOD FOR US, WE MUST ENGRAVE IT IN STONE, WHERE NO WIND CAN EVER ERASE IT.”

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LEARN TO WRITE YOUR    HURTS    IN   THE    SAND
AND TO CARVE    YOUR   BENEFITS    IN    STONE.

THEY SAY IT TAKES A MINUTE TO FIND A SPECIAL PERSON, AN HOUR TO APPRECIATE THEM, A DAY TO LOVE THEN, AND AN ENTIRE LIFE TO FORGET THEM.

TAKE    THE    TIME    TO    LIVE!

DO  NOT  VALUE THE THINGS  YOU  HAVE IN YOUR  LIFE, BUT VALUE  WHO  YOU  HAVE  IN  YOUR   LIFE !

‘Be kinder than necessary,
for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.’

….AMEN TO THAT