February 10, 2012
FW: Go To Your Room
Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category.
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February 8, 2012
FW: Chris Farley Reincarnated!
This little girl “Lives in a van down by the river!” =)
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February 5, 2012
FW: Super Bowl
A woman had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As she sat down, a man came along and asked her if anyone is sitting in the seat next to her.
“No,” she said, “the seat is empty.”
“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?”
Somberly, the woman says, “Well, the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my husband, but he passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been to together since we got married in 1967.”
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that, that’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else—a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?”
The woman shakes her head, “No, they’re all at the funeral.”
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February 4, 2012
FW: Is that Grandma Planking?
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January 18, 2012
FW: A Call from Almighty God
There once was a minister whose storefront church was called The Almighty God Tabernacle. One Sunday, this minister was working late, and decided to call his wife before he left for home. The phone rang and rang, but his wife didn’t answer the phone.
The minister hung up and tried again. This time his wife answered right away. He asked her why she hadn’t answered before, but she said that she hadn’t heard the phone ring. The minister brushed it off and didn’t give it a second thought.
The next day the phone the minister used to call his wife began to ring. He answered it and there was a long pause on the other end. Finally, a man quietly asked the minister why he had called the previous night.
The minister couldn’t figure out what the guy was talking about. Then the guy said, “My phone rang and rang, but I didn’t answer.” The minister then remembered the mishap and apologized for disturbing him, explaining that he intended to call his wife.
There was another long pause before the man said, “I was planning to commit suicide on Saturday night, but before I did, I prayed, ‘God if you’re there, and you don’t want me to do this, give me a sign now.’ At that point my phone started to ring. I looked at the caller ID, and it said, ‘Almighty God.’ I was too afraid to answer!”
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January 11, 2012
FW: Broken New Year Resolution
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January 7, 2012
FW: Two Fathers
Two blondes were sitting in a cafe drinking tea after an afternoon of shopping. When one of the blonde’s cell phone starts to ring. She answers it and starts to cry uncontrollably. After she gains control of her sobbing and can speak, she tells her friend that her father has just died.
A few minutes later, her cell phone rings again, she answers it and starts sobbing uncontrollably again. Finally she stops sobbing long enough to tell her friend that that was her brother and his father has just died too!!!
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January 6, 2012
FW: Best Toilet Paper Job!
I would hate to be the person who had this done to them!
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December 31, 2011
FW: 2012—The End of the World
Good by 2011, Hello End of the World!
HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE!
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December 17, 2011
FW: Funny Christmas Humor
