Forward Ever Forward » New Year’s Eve http://www.forwardeverforward.com Where Forwarded Emails Come To Rest Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:00:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 FW: Top 25 of the Funniest New Year Resolutions http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-top-25-of-the-funniest-new-year-resolutions/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-top-25-of-the-funniest-new-year-resolutions/#comments Fri, 31 Dec 2010 06:00:40 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=8138 Well, here it is the last day of 2010. Hopefully, the below new year resolutions can help you get a start on 2011 Ü.

25. I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
24. I will no longer waste my time relieving the past, instead I will spend it worrying about the future.
23. I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
22. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
21. I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
20. I will assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
19. I will stop saying,” Ooh, that feels nice” whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.
18. I will try to figure out why I “really” need nine e-mail addresses.
17. I resolve to work with neglected children—my own.
16. I will stop Instant Messaging and be on the phone at the same time with the same person.
15. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, does not include email, IM, Facebook, or YouTube.
14. I will stop bringing lunch from home and eat out more. Lunch is too good to waste on leftovers.
13. I will think of a password other than “password,” “hello,” and/or “123456.”
12. I will stop considering other people’s feelings when they so obviously don’t consider mine—I will tell my girlfriend she needs to brush her teeth before we kiss.
11. I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.
10. I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
09. I will spend more time expanding my horizons by more watching TV.
08. I will read less, it depresses me.
07. I am tired of dieting, I will push myself to gain at least 30 pounds this year!
06. I will stop exercising. It is wasting all of my free time.
05. I will enjoy life more by procrastinating.
04. I will get drunk at least once a week. This should help me better my outlook on life.
03. I am to critical I will start being more superstitious.
02. I will spend more time at work–is forty hours really giving it my best efforts?
01. I promise to stick to my resolutions for more than a week!

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May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of  $100 bills.

May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!

May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires and may happiness slap you
across the face and may your tears be that of joy.

May the problems you had forget your home address!

In simple words …………

May 2009 be the best year of your life!!!

Happy New Year!

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2009 Happy New Year

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