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August 9, 2009
IN MEMORY . . . . .
of anyone you know who has been struck down by cancer or is still living with it.
These are the colors that represent the different cancers.
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.
Even if it’s to one more person.
Even if it’s only to one more person.
A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle.
Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer. Amen
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July 28, 2009
We all make mistakes, but these are classics!
From Actual Medical Charts:
- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the
pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.
–Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
- The skin was moist and dry.
- Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
- She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
1989 when she got a divorce.
- Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
- The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane
ran out of gas and crashed.
- I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
- The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle,
who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.
- Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
- Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
- She is numb from her toes down.
- Exam of genitalia was completely negative except for the right foot.
- While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.
- The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
- The patient was to have a bowel resection. However he took a job as
a stockbroker instead.
- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
- Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
- Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his
family in no distress.
- Patient was alert and unresponsive.
- When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
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June 8, 2009
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May 11, 2009
Scroll down to see the first celebrity fatality of the Swine Flu. Sooooo sad!!
Unfortunately, I think we all know who the carrier is!
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April 30, 2009
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March 14, 2009
Importance of Walking
1. Walking 20 minutes can add to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
2. My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he’s 97 years old…
and we haven’t a clue where the hell he is.
3. I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
4. The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
5. I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
6. I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven’t lost a pound.
…apparently you have to actually go there.
7. Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’,
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
8. The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, he looks good doesn’t he.’
9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
10. I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,……
just getting over the hill was enough.
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March 7, 2009
Sent in by: Tyler from Littleton, Colorado
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January 31, 2009
Sent in by: Vicki from Golden, CO
1.) Brush twice a day!
2.) Dress right for the weather.
3.) Visit the dentist regularly.
4.) Get plenty of rest.
5.) Make sure your hair is dry before going outside..
6.) Eat right.
7.) Get outside in the sun every once in a while.
8.) Always wear a seatbelt.
9.) Control your drinking of alcoholic beverages.
10.) Smile! It will make you feel better.
11.) Don’t over indulge.
12.) Bathe regularly.
13.) Read to exercise the brain.
14.) Surround yourself with friends.
15.) Stay away from too much caffeine.
16.) Use the bathroom regularly.
17.) Get plenty of exercise.
18.) Have your eyes checked regularly.
19.) Eat plenty of vegetables.
20.) Believe that people will like you for who you are.
21.) Forgive and forget.
22.) Take plenty of vacations.
23.) Celebrate all special occasions.
24.) Pick up a hobby.
25.) Love your neighbor as yourself.
Do all these things and you will be a happier, healthier person!
26.) Send this to your computer buds to give them a warm fuzzy!
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January 24, 2009
Sent in by: Lindsey
hahhha i died laughing
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