Forward Ever Forward » Celebrities http://www.forwardeverforward.com Where Forwarded Emails Come To Rest Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:00:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 FW: Chris Farley Reincarnated! http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-chris-farley-reincarnated/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-chris-farley-reincarnated/#comments Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:44:00 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=11134 This little girl “Lives in a van down by the river!” =)


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]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-macaulay-culkin-looking-at-himself/feed/ 0 Fw: The Hot Guys and their 30th Reunion http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-the-hot-guys-and-their-30th-reunion/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-the-hot-guys-and-their-30th-reunion/#comments Wed, 20 Jul 2011 06:00:55 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=9643 Coming to Your Town Soon

Can you believe it has been 30 years since these HOT MEN came dancing into our lives???

Then it all went wrong
A CHIPPENDALES 30TH REUNION…..


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Click here to view the embedded video.


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]]> http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-the-sad-truth/feed/ 0 FW: Cars & Computers http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-cars-computers/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-cars-computers/#comments Sat, 12 Feb 2011 06:00:59 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=8458 Snopes.com states the below article is false. Even so, it is quite funny and deserves to be forwarded on Ü. Hope you enjoy. ~FEF Editors


At a computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.”

In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release (by Mr. Welch himself) stating:

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason at all, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally, executing a manoeuver such as a left-turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, and you would have to reinstall the engine.

4. When your car died on the freeway for no reason, you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought ‘Car95′ or ‘CarNT’, and then added more seats.

6. Apple would make a car powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but would run on only five per cent of the roads.

7. Oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single ‘general car default’ warning light.

8. New seats would force every-one to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag would say ‘Are you sure?’ before going off.

10. Occasionally, for no reason, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of road maps from Rand-McNally (a subsidiary of GM), even though they neither need them nor want them. Trying to delete this option would immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50 per cent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You would press the ‘start’ button to shut off the engine.

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