Forward Ever Forward » Bodies http://www.forwardeverforward.com Where Forwarded Emails Come To Rest Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:00:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 FW: Mermaid or Whale http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-mermaid-or-whale/ http://www.forwardeverforward.com/fw-mermaid-or-whale/#comments Fri, 18 Sep 2009 06:01:54 +0000 Paul http://www.forwardeverforward.com/?p=3729 Recently, in large French city, a poster featuring a young, thin and tan woman appeared in the window of a gym.

It said:

THIS SUMMER DO YOU WANT TO BE A MERMAID OR A WHALE?

A middle aged woman, whose physical characteristics did not match those of the woman on the poster, responded publicly to the question posed by the gym.

To Whom It May Concern:

Whales are always surrounded by friends (dolphins, sea lions, curious humans).  They have an active sex life, they get pregnant and have adorable baby whales.  They have a wonderful time with dolphins stuffing themselves with shrimp.  They play and swim in the seas, seeing wonderful places like Patagonia, the Barren Sea and the coral reefs of Polynesia. Whales are wonderful singers and have even recorded CDs..  They are incredible creatures and virtually have no predators other than humans.  They are loved, protected and admired by almost everyone in the world.

Mermaids don’t exist.  If they did exist, they would be lining up outside the offices of Argentinean psychoanalysts due to identity crisis.  Fish or human?  They don’t have a sex life because they kill men who get close to them not to mention how could they have sex?  Therefore they don’t have kids either.  Not to mention who wants to get close to a girl who smells like a fish store?

The choice is perfectly clear to me; I want to be a whale.

P.S. We are in an age when media puts into our heads the idea that only skinny people are beautiful, but I prefer to enjoy an ice cream with my kids, a good dinner with a man who makes me shiver and a coffee with my friends.  With time we gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room it distributes out to the rest of our bodies.  So we aren’t heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.  Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,Good gosh, look how smart I am……..

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-The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

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-You use 200 muscles to take one step.

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-The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

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-Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.

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-A pair of human feet contains 250,000 sweat glands.
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-A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

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-The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.
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-The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.

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-It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
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-The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
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-Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
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-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
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-At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
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-Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
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-The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
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-Your teeth start growing 6 months before you are born.

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-When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, and they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
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-Your thumb is the same length of your nose.
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At this very moment I know well you are putting this last fact to the test…
..now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well. :) .

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Obviously, jumping jacks do not cross to other cultures too well.

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