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		<title>FW: Listen to the Music before the Song is Over</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 06:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[READ THIS VERY SLOWLY&#8230; IT&#8217;S PRETTY PROFOUND. Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven&#8217;t thought about it, don&#8217;t have it on their schedule, didn&#8217;t know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. I got to thinking one day about all those people on [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: large;">READ THIS VERY SLOWLY&#8230; IT&#8217;S PRETTY PROFOUND.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven&#8217;t thought about it, don&#8217;t have it on their schedule, didn&#8217;t know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their routine. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">I got to thinking one day about all those people on the Titanic who passed up dessert at dinner that fateful night in an effort to cut back. From then on, I&#8217;ve tried to be a little more flexible. </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: large;">How many women out there will eat at home because their husband didn&#8217;t suggest going out to dinner until after something had been thawed? Does the word &#8216;refrigeration&#8217; mean nothing to you? </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="font-size: large;">How often have your kids dropped in to talk and sat in silence while you watched &#8216;Jeopardy&#8217; on television? </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #339966;"><span style="font-size: large;">I cannot count the times I called my sister and said , &#8216;How about going to lunch in a half hour?&#8217; She would gas up and stammer, &#8216;I can&#8217;t. I have clothes on the line. My hair is dirty. I wish I had known yesterday, I had a late breakfast, It looks like rain&#8217; And my personal favorite: &#8216;It&#8217;s Monday.&#8217; She died a few years ago. We never did have lunch together. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">Because Americans cram so much into their lives, we tend to schedule our headaches.. We live on a sparse diet of promises we make to ourselves when all the conditions are perfect! </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #993366;"><span style="font-size: large;">We&#8217;ll go back and visit the grandparents when we get Steve toilet-trained. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #993366;"><span style="font-size: large;">We&#8217;ll entertain when we replace the living-room carpet. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #993366;"><span style="font-size: large;">We&#8217;ll go on a second honeymoon when we get two more kids out of college. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">Life has a way of accelerating as we get older. The days get shorter, and the list of promises to ourselves gets longer. One morning, we awaken, and all we have to show for our lives is a litany of &#8216;I&#8217;m going to,&#8217; &#8216;I plan on,&#8217; and &#8216;Someday, when things are settled down a bit.&#8217; </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #ff6600;"><span style="font-size: large;">When anyone calls my &#8216;seize the moment&#8217; friend, she is open to adventure and available for trips. She keeps an open mind on new ideas. Her enthusiasm for life is contagious. You talk with her for five minutes, and you&#8217;re ready to trade your bad feet for a pair of Rollerblades and skip an elevator for a bungee cord. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #008000;">My lips have not touched ice cream in 10 years. I love ice cream. It&#8217;s just that I might as well apply it directly to my stomach with a spatula and eliminate the digestive process. The other day, I stopped the car and bought a triple-decker. If my car had hit an iceberg on the way home, I would have died happy. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">Now..go on and have a nice day. Do something you WANT to&#8230;not something on your SHOULD DO list. If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? ;And why are you waiting? </span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: large;">When the day is done, do you lie in your bed with the next hundred chores running through your head? Ever told your child, &#8216;We&#8217;ll do it tomorrow.&#8217; And in your haste, not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch? Let a good friendship die? Just call to say &#8216;Hi&#8217;? </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift&#8230;..Thrown away&#8230; Life is not a race. Take it slower. <strong>Hear the music before the song is over. </strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">&#8216;Life may not be the party we hoped for&#8230; but while we are here we might as well dance!&#8217; </span></p>
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		<title>FW: Important! Credit Card Stealing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 06:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Be sure to read Scene 3. This is a new one. SCENE 1. A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker. After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself,  &#8220;&#8216;Funny, I thought I locked the locker&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Hmm.&#8221; &#8216;He dressed and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Be sure to read Scene 3.  This is a new one.</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SCENE 1. </span></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">A friend went to the local gym and placed his belongings in the locker.  After the workout and a shower, he came out, saw the locker open, and thought to himself,  &#8220;&#8216;Funny, I thought I locked the locker&#8230;&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">&#8220;Hmm.&#8221; &#8216;He dressed and just flipped the wallet to make sure all was in order. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Everything looked okay &#8211; all cards were in place.. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">A few weeks later his credit card bill came &#8211; a whooping bill of $14,000! </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">He called the credit card company and started yelling at them, saying that he did not  make the transactions. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Customer care personnel verified that there was no Mistake in the system and asked if his card had been stolen.. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">&#8216;No,&#8217; he said, but then took out his wallet, pulled out the credit card, and yep &#8211; you guessed it &#8211; a switch had been made.</span></p>
<p><em><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>An expired similar credit card from the same bank </strong>w</span>as in the wallet. </span></em></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">The thief broke into his locker at the gym and switched cards. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Verdict:  The credit card issuer said since he did not report the card missing earlier, he would  have to pay the amount owed to them. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">How much did he have to pay for items he did not buy? </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">$9,000! Why were there no calls made to verify the amount swiped? </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Small amounts rarely trigger a &#8216;warning bell&#8217; with some credit card companies. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">It just so happens that all the small amounts added up to big one! </span></p>
<p><span style="color: #00ff00;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;">============================</span></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;">SCENE 2. </span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">A man at a local restaurant paid for his meal with his credit card. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">The bill for the meal came, he signed it and the waitress folded the receipt and passed the credit card along. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Usually, he would just take it and place it in his wallet or pocket. Funny enough, though, he actually took a look at the card and, lo and behold, it was the expired card of another person. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">He called the waitress and she looked perplexed. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">She took it back, apologized, and hurried back to the counter under the watchful eye of the man. </span></p>
<p><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><span style="color: #000000;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">All the waitress did while walking to the counter was wave the wrong expired card to the counter cashier, and the counter cashier immediately looked down and took out the real card. </span></span></span></em></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">No exchange of words &#8212; nothing! She took it and came back to the man with an apology. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Verdict: </span></p>
<p><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Make sure the credit cards in your wallet are yours. </span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #ff0000;"><strong>Check the name on the card every time you sign for something</strong> </span>and/or the card is taken away for even a short period of time. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Many people just take back the credit card without even looking at it, &#8216;assuming&#8217; that it has to be theirs. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">FOR YOUR OWN SAKE, DEVELOP THE HABIT OF CHECKING YOUR CREDIT CARD EACH TIME IT IS RETURNED TO YOU AFTER A TRANSACTION! </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">========================== </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><strong><span style="color: #0000ff;">SCENE 3: </span></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Yesterday I went into a pizza restaurant to pick up an order that I had called in. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">I paid by using my Visa Check Card which, of course, is linked directly to my checking account. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">The young man behind the counter took my card, swiped it, then laid it on the counter as he waited for the approval, which is pretty standard procedure. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">While he waited, he picked up his cell phone and started dialing. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">I noticed the phone because it is the same model I have, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary? Then I heard a click that sounded like my phone sounds when I take a picture. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">He then gave me back my card but kept the phone in his hand as if he was still pressing buttons. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Meanwhile, I&#8217;m thinking: I wonder what he is taking a picture of, oblivious to what was really going on. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">It then dawned on me: the only thing there was my credit card, so now I&#8217;m paying close attention to what he is doing.. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">He set his phone on the counter, leaving it open. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">About five seconds later, I heard the chime that tells you that the picture has been saved. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Now I&#8217;m standing there struggling with the fact that this boy just took a picture of my credit card. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Yes, he played it off well, because had we not had the same kind of phone, I probably would never have known what happened. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Needless to say, I immediately canceled that card as I was walking out of the pizza parlor. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">All I am saying is, be aware of your surroundings at all times. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Whenever you are using your credit card take caution and don&#8217;t be careless. </span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;"> <span style="color: #ff0000;">Notice who is standing near you and what they are doing when you use your card. </span></span></strong></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">Beware of phones</span></strong> because so many have a camera phone these days.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Never let your card out of your sight&#8230;  check and check again! </span></p>
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<p><span style="font-size: x-large;">Scary isn&#8217;t it&#8230;</span></p>
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		<title>FW: Eat A Live Frog</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 06:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Procrastination is attitude&#8217;s natural assassin. There is nothing so fatiguing as an uncompleted task.&#8221; William James, one of the founders of modern psychology, spoke those words. And how true they are! A few years ago, I heard a tip about procrastination that I never forgot. For me, it truly was an &#8220;a-ha moment!&#8221; Well, here [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">&#8220;Procrastination is attitude&#8217;s natural assassin.</span> There is nothing so fatiguing as an uncompleted task.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">William James, one of the founders of modern psychology, spoke those words. And how true they are!</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">A few years ago, I heard a tip about procrastination that I never forgot. For me, it truly was an &#8220;a-ha moment!&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">Well, here it is&#8230;with a warning: Once you see this 2 minute movie, it&#8217;ll be hard to forget!</span></p>
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		<title>FW: 5 Foods That Cause Constipation</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 06:01:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(From an email from the Benefits Department of a large Insurance company) If your plumbing is clogged and you don&#8217;t know why, take a good look at your recent diet. If it&#8217;s low in fiber and fluids, or high in dehydrating ingredients like salt and alcohol, you may have found your answer. Although constipation is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: x-small;">(From an email from the Benefits Department of a large Insurance company)</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">If your plumbing is clogged and you don&#8217;t know why, take a good look at your recent diet. If it&#8217;s low in fiber and fluids, or high in dehydrating ingredients like salt and alcohol, you may have found your answer.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Although constipation is often the result of what you&#8217;re not eating, rather than what you are, some foods should go on your &#8220;limited&#8221; list until things start moving again. That includes all low-fiber foods, especially high-protein foods like meat and dairy products, and carbohydrates such as baked goods, pasta, cereals and sugary desserts that are made with refined white flour. Salty foods and alcoholic drinks are dehydrating and that, too, can lead to constipation. See if your diet is high in these common foods that may be plugging you up:</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>White Bread</strong>. When the bran and germ are removed from whole grains, the fiber goes with them. That&#8217;s why white breads, plain pasta and many cold cereals can be constipating. The solution? Look for varieties of these same products that contain at least 3 grams of fiber per serving. If you can&#8217;t handle a sudden switch to whole grain foods, try mixing whole-grain products half and half with refined. For instance, mix raisin bran with a lower fiber cereal or whole-wheat or multigrain pasta with plain semolina, or make a sandwich with one slice of white bread and one slice of whole-grain. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Cheese.</strong> Cheese, milk, ice cream and other dairy foods are all fiber-free and likely to cause constipation if you overdo it. Keep in mind that includes foods like pudding, quiches, milkshakes and lasagna. An important exception in dairy products is yogurt, which normally does not contain fiber, although varieties are now made with added fiber. The real digestive benefit of yogurt, however is that it is made with probiotic, or &#8220;good&#8221; bacteria. Some strains of probiotic bacteria have been shown to help some people move food through their systems at a faster rate.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Fried Fish.</strong> Fried foods, including batter fried seafood, chicken, onion rings and mozzarella cheese, are not only high in fat but they also tend to be low in fiber, especially those that come from fast-food restaurants. Food that is coated in breading before it is fried can be especially constipating. These foods soak up even more fat and are high in calories so they fill you up quickly and leave very little room for anything else, including healthier side dish choices that might actually help you digest fried foods if you eat them at the same time.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Meat.</strong> Meat and meat products such as sausages, bacon, and cold cuts are often high in fat and contain no fiber. If meat, poultry or eggs are taking up more space on your plate than anything else, and especially if that meat is from a high fat cut and encased in a white bread bun and served with fried potatoes on the side, you can expect a digestive slowdown. </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>Candy.</strong> Candy, cookies, cakes and pies and other commercially prepared snack foods are almost always low in fiber and high in sugar. In a 2005 German study on the perceived effects of different foods on the digestive system, chocolate was the one food most often associated with constipation. As with most constipating foods, however, it is a matter of balance. Sweet, low-fiber snacks and desserts are only constipating if you overdo them and don&#8217;t balance your diet out with plenty of higher-fiber foods.</span></p>
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		<title>FW: Chicken Humor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:01:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, &#8220;Fried chicken.&#8221; She said I wasn&#8217;t funny, but she couldn&#8217;t have been right, everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: x-large;"> Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, &#8220;Fried chicken.&#8221;<br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"> She said I wasn&#8217;t funny, but she couldn&#8217;t have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"> My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"> Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal&#8217;s office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"> The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she&#8217;d asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal&#8217;s office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"> I don&#8217;t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn&#8217;t like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"> I told her, &#8220;Colonel Sanders&#8221;.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"> Guess where I am now&#8230; </span></p>
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		<title>FW: I&#8217;m Tired and AMEN!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 06:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m 63. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I&#8217;ve worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven&#8217;t called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m 63.</strong> Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs, but job-hunting every day, I&#8217;ve worked, hard, since I was 18. Despite some health challenges, I still put in 50-hour weeks, and haven&#8217;t called in sick in seven or eight years. I make a good salary, but I didn&#8217;t inherit my job or my income, and I worked to get where I am. Given the economy, there&#8217;s no retirement in sight, and I&#8217;m tired. Very tired.<br />
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I&#8217;m tired </strong>of being told that I have to &#8220;spread the wealth&#8221; to people who don&#8217;t have my work ethic. I&#8217;m tired of being told the government will take the money I earned, by force if necessary, and give it to people too lazy to earn it.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of being told that I have to pay more taxes to &#8220;keep people in their homes.&#8221;  Sure, if they lost their jobs or got sick, I&#8217;m willing to help. But if they bought McMansions at three times the price of our paid-off, $250,000 condo, on one-third of my salary, then let the left-wing Congress-critters who passed Fannie and Freddie and the Community Reinvestment A ct that created the bubble help them with their own money.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of being told how bad America is by left-wing millionaires like Michael Moore, George Soros and Hollywood Entertainers who live in luxury because of the opportunities America offers. In thirty years, if they get their way, the  United States  will have the economy of  Zimbabwe , the freedom of the press of  China , the crime and violence of  Mexico , the tolerance for Christian people of  Iran , and the freedom of speech of  Venezuela .</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of being told that Islam is a &#8220;Religion of Peace,&#8221; when every day I can read dozens of stories of Muslim men killing their sisters, wives and daughters for their family &#8220;honor&#8221;; of Muslims rioting over some slight offense; of Muslims murdering Christian and Jews because they aren&#8217;t &#8220;believers&#8221;; of Muslims burning schools for girls; of Muslims stoning teenage rape victims to death for &#8220;adultery&#8221;; of Muslims mutilating the genitals of little girls; all in the name of Allah, because the Qur&#8217;an and Shari&#8217;a law tells them to.<br />
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I&#8217;m tired</strong> of being told that &#8220;race doesn&#8217;t matter&#8221; in the post-racial world of Obama, when it&#8217;s all that matters in affirmative action jobs, lower college admission and graduation standards for minorities (harming them the most), government contract set-asides, tolerance for the ghetto culture of violence and fatherless children that hurts minorities more than anyone, and in the appointment of U.S. Senators from Illinois.<br />
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I think it&#8217;s very cool</strong> that we have a black president and that a black child is doing her homework at the desk where Lincoln wrote the Emancipation Proclamation. I just wish the black president was Condi Rice, or someone who believes more in freedom and the individual and less arrogantly of an all-knowing government.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of a news media that thinks Bush&#8217;s fundraising and inaugural expenses were obscene, but that think Obama&#8217;s, at triple the cost, were wonderful; that thinks Bush exercising daily was a waste of presidential time, but Obama exercising is a great example for the public to control weight and stress; that picked over every line of Bush&#8217;s military records, but never demanded that Kerry release his; that slammed Palin, with two years as governor, for being too inexperienced for VP, but touted Obama with three years as senator as potentially the best president ever. Wonder why people are dropping their subscriptions or switching to Fox News?  Get a clue. I didn&#8217;t vote for Bush in 2000, but the media and Kerry drove me to his camp in 2004.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of being told that out of  &#8220;tolerance for other cultures&#8221; we must let Saudi Arabia use our oil money to fund mosques and mandrassa Islamic schools to preach hate in America, while no American group is allowed to fund a church, synagogue or religious school in Saudi Arabia to teach love and tolerance.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired </strong>of being told I must lower my living standard to fight global warming, which no one is allowed to debate. My wife and I live in a two-bedroom apartment and carpool together five miles to our jobs. We also own a three-bedroom condo where our daughter and granddaughter live. Our carbon footprint is about 5% of Al Gore&#8217;s, and if you&#8217;re greener than Gore, you&#8217;re green enough.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of being told that drug addicts have a disease, and I must help support and treat them, and pay for the damage they do. Did a giant germ rush out of a dark alley, grab them, and stuff white powder up their noses while they tried to fight it off? I don&#8217;t think Gay people choose to be Gay, but I damn sure think druggies chose to take drugs. And I&#8217;m tired of harassment from cool people treating me like a freak when I tell them I never tried marijuana.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of illegal aliens being called &#8220;undocumented workers,&#8221; especially the ones who aren&#8217;t working, but are living on welfare or crime. What&#8217;s next?  Calling drug dealers, &#8220;Undocumented Pharmacists&#8221;?  And, no, I’m not against Hispanics. Most of them are Catholic, and it&#8217;s been a few hundred years since Catholics wanted to kill me for my religion.  I&#8217;m willing to fast track for citizenship any Hispanic person, who can speak English, doesn&#8217;t have a criminal record and who is self-supporting without family on welfare, or who serves honorably for three years in our military&#8230;. Those are the citizens we need.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of latte liberals and journalists, who would never wear the uniform of the Republic themselves, or let their entitlement-handicapped kids near a recruiting station, trashing our military. They and their kids can sit at home, never having to make split-second decisions under life and death circumstances, and bad mouth better people than themselves. Do bad things happen in war?  You bet. Do our troops sometimes misbehave?  Sure. Does this compare with the atrocities that were the policy of our enemies for the last fifty years and still are?  Not even close.  So here&#8217;s the deal. I&#8217;ll let myself be subjected to all the humiliation and abuse that was heaped on terrorists at Abu Ghraib or Gitmo, and the critics can let themselves be subject to captivity by the Muslims, who tortured and beheaded Daniel Pearl in Pakistan, or the Muslims who tortured and murdered Marine Lt. Col. William Higgins in Lebanon, or the Muslims who ran the blood-spattered A l Qaeda torture rooms our troops found in Iraq, or the Muslims who cut off the heads of schoolgirls in Indonesia, because the girls were Christian. Then we&#8217;ll compare notes. British and American soldiers are the only troops in history that civilians came to for help and handouts, instead of hiding from in fear.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of people telling me that their party has a corner on virtue and the other party has a corner on corruption. Read the papers; bums are bipartisan. And I&#8217;m tired of people telling me we need bipartisanship. I live in   Illinois, where the &#8220;Illinois Combine&#8221; of Democrats has worked to loot the public for years. Not to mention the tax cheats in Obama&#8217;s cabinet.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><strong>I&#8217;m tired</strong> of hearing wealthy athletes, entertainers and politicians of both parties talking about innocent mistakes, stupid mistakes or youthful mistakes, when we all know they think their only mistake was getting caught. I&#8217;m tired of people with a sense of entitlement, rich or poor.<br />
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Speaking of poor, I&#8217;m tired</strong> of hearing people with air-conditioned homes, color TVs and two cars called poor. The majority of Americans didn&#8217;t have that in 1970, but we didn&#8217;t know we were &#8220;poor.&#8221; The poverty pimps have to keep changing the definition of poor to keep the dollars flowing.<br />
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I&#8217;m real tired </strong>of people who don&#8217;t take responsibility for their lives and actions. I&#8217;m tired of hearing them blame the government, or discrimination or big-whatever for their problems.<br />
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Yes, I&#8217;m damn tired.</strong> But I&#8217;m also glad to be 63. Because, mostly, I&#8217;m not going to have to see the world these people are making. I&#8217;m just sorry for my granddaughter.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;">Robert A. Hal l is a Marine Vietnam veteran who served five terms in the Massachusetts State  Senate.</span></p>
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		<title>FW: Reid My Lips</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 06:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it? Now you need to take off shoes to get on a plane because of him. Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did you see/hear any of the judge&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe and tried to light it?  Now you need to take off shoes to get on a plane because of him.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Did you know his trial is over?<br />
Did you know he was sentenced?<br />
Did you see/hear any of the judge&#8217;s comments on TV or Radio?<br />
Didn&#8217;t think so.!!!<br />
Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.</span></span></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong><span style="font-size: large;">Ruling by Judge William Young, US District Court.</span></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say  His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the record, Reid also admitted his &#8216;allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and to the religion of Allah,&#8217; defiantly stating, &#8216;I think I will not apologize for my actions,&#8217; and told the court &#8216;I am at war with your country.&#8217;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below:</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Judge Young:  &#8216;Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence the Court imposes upon you.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in the custody of the United States Attorney General.  On counts 2, 3, 4and 7, the Court sentences you to 20 years in prison on each count, the sentence on each count to run consecutively.  (That&#8217;s 80 years.)</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">On count 8 the Court sentences you to the mandatory 30 years again, to be served consecutively to the 80 years just imposed.  The Court imposes upon you for each of the eight counts a fine of $250,000 that&#8217;s an aggregate fine of $2 million.  The Court accepts the government&#8217;s recommendation with respect to restitution and orders restitution in the amount of $298.17 to Andre Bousquet and $5,784 to American Airlines.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">The Court imposes upon you an $800 special assessment. The Court imposes upon you five years supervised release simply because the law requires it. But the life sentences are real life sentences so I need go no further.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">This is the sentence that is provided for by our statutes.  It is a fair and just sentence.  It is a righteous sentence.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Now, let me explain this to you.  We are not afraid of you or any of your terrorist co-conspirators, Mr. Reid.  We are Americans.  We have been through the fire before.  There is too much war talk here and I say that to everyone with the utmost respect.  Here in this court, we deal with individuals as individuals and care for individuals as individuals.  As human beings, we reach out for justice.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">You are not an enemy combatant.  You are a terrorist. You are not a soldier in any war.  You are a terrorist.  To give you that reference, to call you a soldier, gives you far too much stature. Whether the officers of government do it or your attorney does it, or if you think you are a soldier, you are not&#8212;&#8211; you are a terrorist.  And we do not negotiate with terrorists.  We do not meet with terrorists.  We do not sign documents with terrorists.  We hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">So war talk is way out of line in this court  You are a big fellow. But you are not that big.  You&#8217;re no warrior.  I&#8217;ve known warriors. You are a terrorist.  A species of criminal that is guilty of multiple attempted murders.  In a very real sense, State Trooper Santiago had it right when you first were taken off that plane and into custody and you wondered where the press and the TV crews were, and he said: &#8216;You&#8217;re no big deal.&#8217;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">You are no big deal.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">What your able counsel and what the equally able United States attorneys have grappled with and what I have as honestly as I know how tried to grapple with, is why you did something so horrific.  What was it that led you here to this courtroom today?</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">I have listened respectfully to what you have to say. And I ask you to search your heart and ask yourself what sort of unfathomable hate led you to do what you are guilty and admit you are guilty of doing?  And, I have an answer for you.  It may not satisfy you, but as I search this entire record, it comes as close to understanding as I know.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">It seems to me you hate the one thing that to us is most precious. You hate our freedom.  Our individual freedom.  Our individual freedom to live as we choose, to come and go as we choose, to believe or not believe as we individually choose.  Here, in this society, the very wind carries freedom.  It carries it everywhere from sea to shining sea.  It is because we prize individual freedom so much that you are here in this beautiful courtroom, so that everyone can see, truly see, that justice is administered fairly, individually, and discretely.  It is for freedom&#8217;s sake that your lawyers are striving so vigorously on your behalf, have filed appeals, will go on in their representation of you before other judges.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">We Americans are all about freedom.  Because we all know that the way we treat you, Mr. Reid, is the measure of our own liberties.  Make no mistake though.  It is yet true that we will bear any burden; pay any price, to preserve our freedoms.  Look around this courtroom.  Mark it well.  The world is not going to long remember what you or I say here.  The day after tomorrow, it will be forgotten, but this, however, will long endure.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Here in this courtroom and courtrooms all across America , the American people will gather to see that justice, individual justice, justice, not war, individual justice is in fact being done.  The very President of the United States through his officers will have to come into courtrooms and lay out evidence on which specific matters can be judged and juries of citizens will gather to sit and judge that evidence democratically, to mold and shape and refine our sense of justice.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">See that flag, Mr. Reid?  That&#8217;s the flag of the United States of America .  That flag will fly there long after this is all forgotten. That flag stands for freedom.  And it always will.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Mr. Custody Officer.  Stand him down.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">So, how much of this Judge&#8217;s comments did we hear on our TV sets?  We need more judges like Judge Young.  Pass this around.  Everyone should and needs to hear what this fine judge had to say. Powerful words that strike home.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">Please SEND  this&#8212;-so that everyone has a chance to read it.</span></p>
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		<title>FW: 7 Reasons Not to Mess With Children</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 06:01:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #0000ff;"> <span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #000000;">A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, &#8216;When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah&#8217;. The teacher asked, &#8216;What if Jonah went to hell?&#8217; The little girl replied, &#8216;Then you ask him&#8217;.</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;"> </span><span style="color: #000000;">A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child&#8217;s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, &#8216;I&#8217;m drawing God.&#8217; The teacher paused and said, &#8216;But no one knows what God looks like&#8217; Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, &#8216;They will in a minute.&#8217;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;">A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to &#8216;honor&#8217; thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, &#8216;Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?&#8217; Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, &#8216;Thou shall not kill.&#8217;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;"> </span><span style="color: #000000;">One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, &#8216;Why are some of your hairs white, Mum? Her mother replied, &#8216;Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, &#8216;Mummy, how come ALL of grandma&#8217;s hairs are white?&#8217;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;"> </span><span style="color: #000000;">The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. &#8217;Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, &#8216;There&#8217;s Jennifer, she&#8217;s a lawyer,&#8217; or &#8216;That&#8217;s Michael, He&#8217;s a doctor.&#8217; A small voice at the back of the room rang out, &#8216;And there&#8217;s the teacher, she&#8217;s dead.&#8217;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;"> </span><span style="color: #000000;">A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, &#8216;Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.&#8217; &#8217;Yes,&#8217; the class said. &#8217;Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn&#8217;t run into my feet?&#8217; A little fellow shouted, &#8217;Cause your feet ain&#8217;t empty.&#8217;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #0000ff;"><span style="color: #000000;">&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;</span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #000000;"><strong> I LIKE THE NEXT ONE IN PARTICULAR</strong></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: #000000;"> The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: &#8217;Take only ONE. God is watching.&#8217; Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, &#8216;Take all you want. God is watching the apples.&#8217;</span></span></p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 May 2010 06:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? &#8220;You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.&#8221; &#8212;Alan, age 10 &#8220;No person really decides before they grow up who they&#8217;re going to [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? </span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
&#8220;You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and  dip coming.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Alan, age 10 </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">&#8220;No person really decides before they grow up who they&#8217;re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you&#8217;re stuck with.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Kristen, age 10</span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? </span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
&#8220;Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Camille, age 10</span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">3.  HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? </span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
&#8220;You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Derrick, age 8</span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">4.  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? </span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
&#8220;Both don&#8217;t want any more kids.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Lori, age 8</span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?</span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
&#8220;Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Lynnette, age 8 </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">&#8220;On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Martin, age 10</span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">6.  WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?</span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
&#8220;When they&#8217;re rich.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Pam, age 7 </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">&#8220;The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn&#8217;t want to mess with that.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Curt, age 7 </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size: medium;">&#8220;The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It&#8217;s the right thing to do.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Howard, age 8 </span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? </span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
&#8220;It&#8217;s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Anita, age 9 </span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN&#8217;T GET MARRIED? </span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
&#8220;There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn&#8217;t there?&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Kelvin, age 8</span></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: large;">And the #1 Favorite is &#8230;&#8230;</span></strong></p>
<p><strong><span style="font-size: medium;">9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? </span></strong><span style="font-size: medium;"><br />
&#8220;Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck .&#8221;<br />
&#8212;Ricky, age 10 </span></p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><strong><span style="font-size: large;">Absolutely Brilliant Household Tip</span></strong><br />
<em><span style="font-size: medium;">Always keep several get well cards on the mantle…<br />
So if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you&#8217;ve been sick<br />
and unable to clean.</span></em></p>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong><a href="http://www.forwardeverforward.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/get-well-scam.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-5887 aligncenter" style="border: 5px solid black;" title="get-well-scam" src="http://www.forwardeverforward.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/get-well-scam.jpg" alt="" width="382" height="299" /></a></strong></span></p>
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