Forward Ever Forward

Muggers leave their own pictures behind
Thu Jun 28, 2007 9:13 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) – Two German teenagers robbed a girl but accidentally left their own pictures behind for police on a discarded mobile phone.

After stealing a 15-year-old’s shoes, money and mobile phone, the two older girls gave her an old mobile phone, police in the western city of Bochum said on Wednesday.

But the two 17-year-olds had forgotten the phone had their own photos, striking smiley poses, which police published online on Tuesday in an effort to find the culprits.

The two muggers turned themselves in almost simultaneously when the pictures appeared on the evening news.

“One girl was brought down by her father after he saw her on the television,” said police spokesman Frank Plewka. “Today the pictures were in the papers, so the father’s phone has been ringing all day, because everyone recognized them.”

Neither of the two had been in trouble with the law before.

Barber stabs second client with scissors
Mon Jun 25, 2007 9:42 AM ET

AMSTERDAM (Reuters) – An Amsterdam barber has been arrested for stabbing a client with scissors, the second such incident involving the barber, Dutch police said on Saturday.

The client was stabbed and seriously wounded after a fight broke out earlier this week at the barber’s shop, police said.

The barber stabbed another client with scissors in 2000. The man later died of his wounds, although the barber was cleared of any charges after a court found he had acted in self-defense.

Police said they were holding the man, 42, and investigating whether attempted manslaughter charges should be brought against him.

My wife had a mole on the upper right of her back. We were a bit worried about it. It started to attack me while we were sleeping. “Come rub me” is what it would call to me in the early morning. But I wanted no part of it. It was one of those purple, gangly moles; the kind that children point at out of fear and disgust.

So before it started to pillage the neighbors, my wife decided to have it “removed”. What we didn’t realize it that this mole believed in reincarnation. The belief where after death, you come back as something else; whether good or … not so good.

It was a quick $400 dollars. I could have cut the thing off for that-Heck, I would have it off for far less. After all, I had a score to settle. It still gives me shivers to think about. ughhh

My wife came back from the doctor with a bandage the size of her shoulder. I thought that maybe she got her shoulder blade removed too. Think of all the wonderful things you could do with out a blade. You could get the itch that you could never reach before!

After two weeks, we could finally remove the bandage. I was the first to see it…

After that day, my life has never been the same. On her back there was a CRUSTACEA. What is a Crustacea you ask? Well, you could define it as terror-pure terror. But most would recognize it as a bug. My wife got what looked like an lady bug implant on her back. Wow, she is going hip. I have heard of implants, like stars and other mystical shapes, but now my wife had a bug on her back. The stitches had made the impression of the legs.

This wasn’t a normal lady bug, but looked like an albino one.

I have tried to love it, but the mole that once sought my life has transformed to a beetle (an albino beetle).

I now sleep on the couch.

NEW DELHI, India (Reuters) – An India couple have been accused of trying to get their 15-year-son into the Guinness Book of World Records by allowing him to perform a caesarean operation, local newspapers reported on Thursday.

The parents, both doctors from the southern state of Tamil Nadu, screened a video recording of the operation on a 20-year-old woman to other doctors in the hope of attaining the record as the world’s youngest surgeon, newspapers reported.

Family members said the boy was only helping out in the operation, handing his father medical instruments. Indian medical authorities are investigating the case and could revoke the couple’s medical licenses.

mancards1.wmv
I need some of these, really I do.

I have just recieved this power point spectacular.pps which, like so many others, seams like a miracle. Well, this picture was taken from a childrens book. I know many of you won’t be able to read it, but here is a link to a Korean Blog with information on the artist.

Aladdin

Does any one else remember this game?

I think these folks spent way to much time playing it:

PROVO, Utah (AP) – A man accused of planning to rob a credit union and get away by floating down the Provo River was sent to prison for 27 months. “What in the world were you thinking?” U.S. District Judge Dee Benson asked Patrick Burr, 46.

Patrick and Heather Burr had acquired large tire tubes as they planned to rob Utah Community Credit Union on Dec. 1, federal prosecutors said.

But the car with the tubes inside was impounded for an insurance violation days earlier.

While discussing other ways to rob the credit union, their conversations were recorded by an informant.

The Burrs pleaded guilty to conspiring to commit bank robbery. Heather Burr will be sentenced next week.

It turned out that one of the tubes had a hole. A getaway car would have been faster. The Provo River in late fall was flowing at 4 mph.

“You should write a book on this,” the judge said.

Good call judge.

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more shotgun shells. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls–don’t know what got into them, but they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait out here on the porch.

“Cooter”

Squirrel goes on rampage, injures 3
Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:00AM EDT
BERLIN (Reuters) – An aggressive squirrel attacked and injured three people in a German town before a 72-year-old pensioner dispatched the rampaging animal with his crutch.

The squirrel first ran into a house in the southern town of Passau, leapt from behind on a 70-year-old woman, and sank its teeth into her hand, a local police spokesman said Thursday.

With the squirrel still hanging from her hand, the woman ran onto the street in panic, where she managed to shake it off.

The animal then entered a building site and jumped on a construction worker, injuring him on the hand and arm, before he managed to fight it off with a measuring pole.

“After that, the squirrel went into the 72-year-old man’s garden and massively attacked him on the arms, hand and thigh,” the spokesman said. “Then he killed it with his crutch.”

The spokesman said experts thought the attack may have been linked to the mating season or because the squirrel was ill.